remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
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Before reading this sentence, I didn’t exist in your world.
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From an evolutionary perspective, it’s weird that we snore. You would think that identifying where you were when you were asleep would have been a short-lived trait of our ancestors.
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